So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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