marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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