I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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