let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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