This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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