Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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