This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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