The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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Semen is not good for contacts.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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