god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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