I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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