She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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