How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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