Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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