No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Mom said you looked used
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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