I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Moan for me like Helen Keller
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
