party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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