Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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