yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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