operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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