He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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