Are we in a gay sports bar?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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