he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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