I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I love you. Go after that dick
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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