Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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