physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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