yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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