I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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