how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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