dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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