i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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