I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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