ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize
