Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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