Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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