The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
