You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Nicole vs. Life
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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