they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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