Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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