I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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