I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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