he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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