If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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