i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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