There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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