I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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