You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E