would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about