oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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