So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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