why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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