make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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