Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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