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ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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