her vagine was all disorganized.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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