But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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